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Current music:	saru gorilla chimpanzee
Entry tags:	ff7, gankutsuou, nerdair, onigiri, photopost

nerdparty and onigiri photostory
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I attended a nerdparty of fantastical proportions the other day, and it was glorious!
panjapanja, beetlefreak, hercrabbiness and I spent our days and night watching Gai-sensei make out with Freddie Mercury, Adobento Chirudoren, Water Boys (which is the most beautiful Japanese film ever made), Gay Singing Tennis, Cromartie-I-can't-believe-Kamiyama-is-Cloud-High School, Final Fantasy VII and That Damned Safe 10 13 53?? 92?? No No It Was 36, 10, 59, And Something Else Go Read The Letter, Oh, Okay, 97 Wait Was It Left Or Right? Who Cares Vincent Sucks, Tennis Doubles, Three-Player Final Fantasy VII on The Dance Pad and Numskulls?, and Adobento Chuirudoren as Subbed by some faggot. Also the word 'orz' was in about every three sentences.

Mixed in with that excitement was bubble tea, dying legless crabs (and other sadlooking ocean friends on ice but at least they weren't reaching out to me crying 'please kill me now every moment of my existence is unimaginable pain') and onigiri as made by us.

I bet you're wondering about that Onigiri-- and well, you're in luck.

This is their story.



^above is oishiioishi but i'm mad at him for having breasts



Our tale begins with Rufusgiri, carefully handcrafted by panjapanja. He deals with his disability with quiet dignity, gaining respect from his underlings*.

*underlings not yet recreated in rice



Now we find the Prince of All Cosmosgiri, fresh from a roll-up. He is looking majestic as always, but will his father approve of his delicious chicken filling?



Here we have panjapanja's the Count of Monte Christogiri, and his small friend Albertgiri looking on in doe-eyed admiration.



Here we see all the Onigirichantachi together, and everything is wonderful and happy and beautiful.



Albertgiri is jumping with happiness and love for the Countgiri.

But the Countgiri was far too delicious to resist, and he was taken away to be consumed.

One by one, all onigiri were taken away and consumed.

All except a single onigiri.



Albertgiri did not want to live on such a lonely plate any longer.



"When we go alone into the oven, it's warm, isn't it?"

~fin

Albert, Count, Oishi and various onigiris by Kim --- Prince and various crappy onigiri by Linds --- All Awesomely shaped perfect freaking adorable onigiri by Laura --- Preparations, rice cooking, and various onigiri by Jackie --- special thanks to Jackie's sister who ate the count, and special thanks to you, the fans.